What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 09:27

Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
What melts your heart every time without fail?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What does pompano fish taste like?
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
Why don't people like Nickelback?
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Do women wear undies under leggings?
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun